PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Dave’s not just drunk — he’s leveling up.
In a world where every button mashes booze and violence, the WW Totally Wasted Tee throws you into a pixelated hellride of arcades, strip clubs, and skull-cracking madness. This black shirt features a neon skeleton slamming a beer with “Ruthless Rednecks” and “Wasted Wages” in bold, punchy lettering.
If your paycheck vanishes every Friday night and your liver’s got more XP than your resume, this shirt was made for you.
Features:
- 6 oz 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
- Heavyweight preshrunk jersey knit
- 7/8” double-needle sleeves and hem
- Vibrant front graphic with neon colors
- Relaxed fit
Not responsible for what happens after you put it on.
Wasted wages never looked this good.







